First there's Transformed Into a Cougar (Transformed #10). Which of course we're not talking about the big cat cougars; we're talking about a still-hot middle-aged chick. But that wouldn't have really fit on the cover, would it?
"Hot for Teacher" features one of the odder devices I've used in these stories. Basically there's a comet that comes by once every 100 years or so. When a high school boy makes a wish on the comet, he becomes his hot teacher! And then mayhem ensues as the boy and the teacher engage in a war of wishing on the comet.
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Given the nature of the story, the chapter numbers run backwards, from Chapter 18 to Chapter 0, ie the Epilogue. I decided to have a lot of fun by incorporating as many characters and locations from other stories as possible. So at one point the detective becomes Velocity Gal of the Girl Power series and in another level she turns into Stacey Chance. The detective herself hails from the Scarlet Knight series. It's pretty much filled with more in-jokes than an episode of Family Guy.
Some dork gave it one star because it "doesn't command the reader's attention." Well dipshit maybe that's because the only other things you review are video games and video game equipment. Anyway, I doubt I'll get any [good] reviews, but what the hell.
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I suppose even if you don't want to read them, you can download both, just to help my position on the Amazon charts. The Cougar one got to #3 on the Top 100 Free of this list in the US & UK. So that's something.
Anyway, I could call this my birthday gift to you. Saturday is my birthday, which I'll be celebrating in Scottsdale by doing almost nothing because I have no money until next week. Hooray!